Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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