Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he quoted the bible to break up with me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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