I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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