wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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