Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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