went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I need to stop coming to work sober
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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