Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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