did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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