she woke up with a sticky ear
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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