Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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