we're blogging at a bar
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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