So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
