i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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