i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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