why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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