doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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