I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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