How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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