Duck Duck Cougar?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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