at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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