Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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