I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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