Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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