I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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