Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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