Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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