should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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