Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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