even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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