God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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