they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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