Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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