If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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