does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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