He disabled his match.com account in front of me
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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