Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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