Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
