so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
the raccoons are back...
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