Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you win again, gameday.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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