Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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