If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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