Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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