so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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