Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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