i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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