I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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