i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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