i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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