pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just forgot I was standing up.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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