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• (+44): View more from England

  Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

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  please tell me you are kidding me

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I deem it safe for us to drink together again.

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  They dropped the charges?

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  Yeppers. Come drink beers.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  My throat is burning

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  Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass

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