I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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