Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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