If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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