Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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