y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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