He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?