Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.