My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders