Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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