ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What a dumb baby whore.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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