Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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