How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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